I had to change the nom de blog. Too many people I know personally thought I was calling them "morons". It's easier to do this than explain what "hyperbole" means.
Naturally, there's a relevant Doggerel entry.
Fuck, I've Topeka'd Bigfoot. I went to look for him myself. Didn't see a damn thing.I did see him in the Florida Keys last August shilling for a car wash, but I forgot to snap a picture.
Zeus I missed you fellas.